Weird Facts You Won't Believe? By Janine Campbell, Senior Reporter

The world is a weird place, and honestly, I love it. Every time I stumble across a bizarre fact, I feel like I’ve unlocked a hidden level of reality. So, let me share some of the strangest, most mind-blowing tidbits I’ve found. Trust me — you’ll never look at jellyfish, chickens, or wombats the same way again.

1. There’s a Jellyfish That Can Live Forever
Yep, immortality isn’t just for superheroes. Turritopsis dohrnii is a tiny jellyfish that basically resets itself to an earlier stage of life when things get rough. It’s like hitting the ultimate undo button — forever. Scientists are still figuring out exactly how it works, but if anyone’s going to crack the secret to eternal youth, my money’s on this little guy.

2. A Chicken Once Lived for 18 Months Without a Head
Imagine waking up one day, going about your business, and realizing… you don’t have a head. That’s pretty much what happened to Mike the Headless Chicken in 1945. A farmer tried to turn him into dinner but missed just enough of his brain stem for Mike to keep on living. He even toured the country as a sideshow attraction. Moral of the story? Chickens are tougher than we think.

3. Bananas Are Berries, But Strawberries Aren’t
If you think you know what a berry is, think again. Turns out, bananas fit the botanical definition of a berry, while strawberries, traitors that they are, do not. Apparently, berries have to come from a single ovary and have seeds inside. Bananas check both boxes, while strawberries do their own rebellious thing. Science, man.

4. There’s an Island Where Cats Outnumber Humans
Picture this: you step off a boat and are immediately greeted by an army of cats. That’s Aoshima, Japan, where felines run the show. Originally brought in to deal with a rodent problem, they took over like tiny, fluffy overlords. If you’re a cat person, this is basically paradise. If you’re not… well, maybe don’t visit.

5. Wombat Poop is Cube-Shaped
Nature is weird, and wombats are proof. These adorable marsupials poop in little cubes….yes, actual cubes!! So their droppings don’t roll away. Scientists say it has to do with the elasticity of their intestines, but I say it’s just another sign that wombats are living in their own version of reality.

6. A Day on Venus is Longer Than a Year on Venus
Imagine waking up, going through an entire year’s worth of struggles, and realizing it’s still the same day. That’s Venus for you. It takes 243 Earth days to rotate once but only 225 days to complete a full orbit around the Sun. Basically, Venus is stuck in the ultimate time warp.

7. Octopuses Have Three Hearts
If you think one heartbreak is bad, imagine having three hearts to deal with. Octopuses have two hearts for pumping blood to their gills and one for the rest of the body. And get this—when they swim, the main heart stops beating. So yeah, octopuses are both emotionally and physically complex.

8. You Can Hear a Blue Whale’s Heartbeat From Over Two Miles Away
Blue whales are the largest creatures on Earth, and their hearts are no joke. One can weigh as much as a small car. Even crazier? Their heartbeat is so loud it can be detected from more than two miles away underwater. That’s some serious bass.

9. There’s a Town That’s Always Christmas
North Pole, Alaska, takes holiday spirit to a whole new level. Streets have names like Santa Claus Lane, there’s a year-round Christmas store, and yes, people actually live there. They even get letters from kids who think they’re writing to the real Santa. If you love Christmas, this place is your dreamland.

10. The Eiffel Tower Grows in Summer
Heat makes things expand, and the Eiffel Tower is no exception. When temperatures rise, the iron structure can grow up to six inches taller. So, if you visit in the summer, you’re technically seeing a taller Eiffel Tower than winter tourists.

The world is wild, and I love every ridiculous part of it. So next time someone tries to tell you the world is boring, hit them with one of these facts. Reality is way weirder than fiction!

KDRAMAS ARE BETTER THAN ANY HOLLYWOOD SHOWS YOU HAVE WATCHED (And NO, I Won’t Be Taking Criticism)

Alright, let’s get straight to the point — K-Dramas are superior, and Hollywood just can’t compete. Yeah, I said it. I don’t care how many Marvel movies or Netflix Originals you throw at me; they simply don’t hit the same. Hollywood gives you the same recycled plots with explosions and unnecessary sequels (Fast & Furious, I’m looking at you), while K-Dramas serve drama, romance, action, and revenge like a perfectly crafted five-course meal.

The Plot Twists? IMMACULATE!!!!!
You think you know where a K-Drama is going? Think again. Hollywood will set up a predictable hero’s journey, but K-Dramas will have you gasping, crying, and questioning your entire existence. Take Crash Landing on You — what starts as a simple "Oops, I accidentally landed in North Korea" turns into one of the most emotional, gripping love stories ever. Meanwhile, Hollywood is out here making another Spider-Man reboot.

Action Scenes That Slap (Literally)
Hollywood fight scenes? Explosions, CGI, and a hero who never takes damage. K-Dramas? Bone-crushing, high-stakes combat. K2 had some of the most insane fight choreography I’ve ever seen. Vincenzo took mafia revenge to a whole new level with its dark humour and stylish action. And don’t even get me started on City Hunter — that show turned me into a full-time action-drama addict.

Villains You’ll Love to Hate
Hollywood villains are either cartoonishly evil or have the depth of a puddle. But K-Dramas? Oh, they craft villains so complex you’ll be throwing hands at your screen. Remember The Glory? That entire revenge plot had me INVESTED. Every single antagonist was so well-written that watching them go down was beyond satisfying. Meanwhile, Hollywood villains just monologue for an hour and somehow get defeated in the dumbest way possible.

Romance That Feels REAL
Listen, no shade, but Hollywood romance often feels forced or rushed. K-Dramas? They take their time. The slow-burn tension in Queen of Tears is chef’s kiss. The way A Man Called God gave us a power couple with off-the-charts chemistry? ICONIC. You actually feel the emotions, the longing stares, the heartbreak—it’s an emotional rollercoaster you can’t get off (nor do you want to!)

No Unnecessary 50-Season Nonsense
Hollywood loves dragging shows out until they have no soul left (cough Grey’s Anatomy cough). K-Dramas? One season, 16-20 episodes, and BOOM — perfection. They tell a complete story without filler nonsense. No "Will they? Won’t they?" for ten years. No sudden character assassinations because the writers ran out of ideas. Just pure, well-paced storytelling.

In conclusion, K-Dramas just do it better. Better storytelling, better action, better romance, and overall, just more fun. There are more things to add, but I will just end here for today so y’all don’t cry. It’s my opinion, DUHHH. And hmu if you need K-Drama recommendations, because I got you.

The Best Musicals with Movie Adaptations By Clover Tahhan, Senior Reporter

As we all know, musicals have been around for an extraordinarily long time - the oldest proper musicals date back to the 1800s, but the traditions of music and acting on stage can be traced all the way to the ancient world. Musicals have been the start for many actors and musicians who are now in Hollywood. Ariana Grande, Idina Menzel, Rachel Zegler, and many others have all made their start through school and community musicals. In addition, lots of musicals have since been turned into movies to add to their success! Wicked is the latest example, but many have come before and have not always had the same excitement and light. I will not be touching on Wicked today, as it is currently the most popular movie musical. Please note that some musicals I will touch on contain controversial stories and scenes, which were “acceptable” in their day but are no longer deemed acceptable. It is a good thing to note that there was a lot of racism and intolerance back in the early 1900s, but please understand I do not want to be political/controversial. The musicals we will talk about are not in order of greatness, but simply some movies that need to be seen, as they are actually amazing!

Les Misérable (AKA Les Mis or Les Miz) is one of the most famous musicals made into a movie. Originally a book published in 1862, this story was inspired by the 1832 June Rebellion in Paris. The musical premiered on September 24th, 1980, in Palais Des Sports, Paris, France. This musical has won many awards, from Tony Awards (the Grammys of the theatre world) to Drama Desk Awards. The most recent film adaptation of Les Mis was released in 2012, with Hugh Jackman as Jean Valjean, Anne Hathaway as Fantine, Russell Crowe as Javert, Eddie Redmayne as Marius Pontmercy and Helena Bonham Carter as Madame Thénardier. The show takes us through the life of Jean Valjean, how he escapes his parole and becomes mayor of a small town in Paris. Running from his parole officer, Javert, he helps a dying Fantine by taking in her daughter, Cosette, following her passing (that part made me cry a little too much). During the June Rebellion, a love blossoms between Cosette and Marius. Following the Rebellion, the couple marries, and continues to tell the story of Jean Valjean and his selfless life.

Rent is one of those musicals that was based off an opera from 1896 (La Bohème). This musical talks about the days in Lower Manhattan’s East Village, and how the HIV/AIDS epidemic came into light. The writer, Jonathan Larson, passed away right before this musical had its opening night. He refused to see the second act in the final rehearsal, so he could have the full experience seeing his dream come to life. The premiere for this musical was on February 13th, 1996, in the New York Theatre Workshop in New York City. Winning awards from Tonys to Pulitzers to Drama Desks, Jonathan Larson has since been known for not just Rent but Tick, Tick… Boom. Tick, Tick… Boom is a musical that is based off Jonathan’s life. At the time of his writing of Rent, his life was very chaotic. Between losing friends and trying to make a name for himself in New York, he created an Off-Broadway musical that did not see the light till after he passed. Both Rent and Tick, Tick… Boom have similar subjects. Including new and old friendships, the loss of friends due to HIV/AIDS, and breakups, these are both beautiful musicals that were created into movies! Rent came out in 2005, with features from Idina Menzel, Adam Pascal, Tracie Thoms and many more. Tick, Tick… Boom came out in 2021 starring Andrew Garfield as Jonathan Larson, Stephen Sondheim as himself, Vanessa Hudgens as Karessa Johnson, and more.

Now, let us take a moment to talk about this one man who was in not one but THREE musicals that have been made into movies. Ruining each one, James Corden has made it clear that he wants his characters to be the main focus in each musical. The Prom in 2020, Into the Woods in 2014, and Cats in 2019 - James has not changed in any of them. Each movie is actually good if you ignore this man coming into any scene he can and trying to get all the attention for himself. Into The Woods is based off many childhood fairytales coming together to create a dark story. Emily Blunt, Meryl Streep, Anna Kendrick, Chris Pine, and Johnny Depp are among the main cast! It hurts knowing how many big actors starred in this movie, just to be outshone by none other than The Late Late Show host, Mr. Corden. Originally premiering in 1986, it is still loved by many! Cats is a musical that has a confusing story, as it does not really follow a story. Following a young white cat, Victoria, in her adventures around London, the music has an impactful way to show us how these “jellicles" live their lives. It premiered on Broadway in 1981 with songs that are famously written by (my favourite) Andrew Lloyd Webber. The movie version features Taylor Swift, Jennifer Hudson, Rebel Wilson, Jason Derulo, and the extremely small role of Bustopher Jones, played by none other than James Corden. The Prom is one of those films that came out during the pandemic. Set in Edgewater, Indiana, USA, the high school's prom is to be cancelled due to a lesbian student who planned to attend. Broadway stars come to do some good and show up after hearing about her story. They show up at her school, and start to show her classmates the world outside of their close-minded hometown. Starring Jo Ellen Pellman as Emma, Andrew Rannells as Trent Oliver, Meryl Streep as Dee Dee Allen, Kevin Chamberlin as Sheldon, Keegan-Michael Key as Tom Hawkins, and Ariana DeBose as Alyssa, this musical is even better when you take out every scene that James is in. These musicals show us that even actors from our childhood enjoy not only the screen but live theatre as well!

In my personal opinion, West Side Story is probably one of the greatest musicals to ever be created into a film. Those who have heard me speak of musicals will know that Phantom of the Opera is in fact my favourite out of all created, but West Side Story has been able to portray the same feelings on the screen and on the stage. This Romeo and Juliet -esque musical originally came onto the stage in 1957, then had its first movie release in 1961. After many years and many revivals of this hit movie musical, they remade it in 2021. This most recent version starred original film actor Rita Moreno playing as Valentina in the new movie and Anita in 1961. The 2021 movie also starred Rachel Zegler as Maria, Ansel Elgort as Tony, Mike Faist as Riff, Ariana DeBose as Anita, Josh Andrés Rivera as Chino, and Iris Menas as Anybodys. With romance and gang fights between the Jets (white youths) and the Sharks (Puerto Rican youths), West Side Story brings love, sorrow, anger, and happiness into our hearts as we watch the story unfold.

Now this next one has never seen Broadway, but is very well-known out in the UK. Everybody’s Talking About Jamie is about a 16-year-old who wants to pursue a career as a drag queen. This musical originally was based off a British television documentary “Jamie: Drag Queen at 16” and follows a true-life story. Premiering February 8th, 2017, in Sheffield, and later that year in the West End, this musical is actually a vibe and has amazing music that gets you dancing (the main song lives rent-free in my head). In 2021, Everybody’s Talking About Jamie was made into a movie on Amazon Prime, starring Max Hardwood as Jamie, Lauren Patel as Pritti Pasha, and Sarah Lancashire as Margaret New. The show gives us much more than just a young teen in a homophobic school - it also includes a single mother trying to make ends meet to make sure her son can have the life he dreamed of, and Jamie’s friend, Pritti, trying to defeat the racism from other students.

Last but not least, I wanted to touch on a classic musical that got its time on the screen. The Music Man premiered on December 19th, 1957, at the Majestic Theatre in New York, USA where it played for 3 years before transferring to Broadway Theatre. With 1,375 performances, this show completed its run in April of 1961. This musical had 2 revivals on Broadway and has won a Tony Award. The film adaptation of this musical came out in 1962 and starred Robert Preston as Harold Hill, Shirley Jones as Marian Paroo, and Susan Luckey as Zaneeta Shinn. The Music Man is about a conman who is trying to give music to all the children in River City. He falls in love with the librarian and when the town finds out she ends up running away with him. The music is so iconic that even The Beatles have done a cover of the song “Til There was You.” Another popular song is “76 Trombones,” which literally features 76 trombones.

Now, there are so many movie adaptations of musicals that I have not mentioned! Other ones that I recommend include Mamma Mia, Mean Girls, Phantom of The Opera, In The Heights, Chicago, Cabaret, Fiddler On The Roof, Annie, Little Shop Of Horrors, The Sound Of Music, A Chorus Line, Company, Evita, Jesus Christ Superstar, Singing In The Rain, Flower Drum Song, The Colour Purple, Joseph and The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, The King And I, Waitress,  Matilda The Musical, Dream Girls, Oklahoma!, Oliver!, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Dear Evan Hansen, Moulin Rouge, My Fair Lady, Funny Girl, Grease, An American In Paris and 13: The Musical. These are just a few that have made it to the big screen as movie musicals. When we look back on all these musical films, we can see that musicals take so many different shapes and sizes! Some are filled with rap like Hamilton. Some take inspiration from art like Sunday in the Park with George. Some use puppets like Avenue Q, and others use spinning stages like Hadestown. There are even some based on major events in history like Come from Away which is based on 9/11. Without the writers of the books and music, the directors and stage management crews, these musicals and movies would not happen.

Upcoming and rumoured musicals that are turning into movies include Wicked: For Good, Kiss Of The Spider Woman, The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, Spring Awakening (I swear if this one doesn’t happen I am for real throwing hands), Be More Chill, Flower Drum Song, Follies, Guys and Dolls, Gypsy, Jekyll & Hyde, Joseph and The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, The King and I, Once On This Island, Oliver!, Porgy and Bess, Shucked, Spamalot, and Sunset Boulevard.

Note: Here in Brandon, we are lucky enough to have a thriving theatre community! All three major high schools put on brilliant shows each year, plus many middle schools put on their own shows. We also have production companies such as Westman Drama Ministries, Mecca Productions, D.I. Productions, and our very own BUstage. We have the privilege to do performances in the Westman Centennial Auditorium, right here on campus. And in Winnipeg, for a drive of two and a half hours, you can find musicals playing at Rainbow Stage, Centennial Concert Hall, Royal Manitoba Theatre Centre, Burton Cummings Theatre, and Prairie Theatre Exchange. We are even more lucky to have communities around Brandon that put on annual shows, like Virden Theatre Productions, Minnedosa, and Strathclair, plus many more. I hope after reading this article that you find yourself more inclined to support your local theatres, because you never know what might become of the actors - maybe they’ll be starring in a movie musical adaptation someday!

Iron Will By Charlotte Coldwell

My skeleton; My structure,

My body built, from platinum and bone.

An automaton formed to protect,

My own lungs, turned into an engine,

Moving the vapors I turn to life,

The gentle oxygen, taken for granted.

My skeleton; My framework,

My body built, from copper and bone.

An automaton I betrayed, tarnished.

My own skin, turned into artwork,

Painted with apocalypse and scars,

The internal chaos made a showpiece.

My skeleton; My foundation,

My body built, from tungsten and bone.

An automaton I've stripped to scrap.

My own chest, turned into a cage,

A prison for holding silence and memories,

The beautiful violence locked inside.

My skeleton; My everything,

My body built, from will and bone,

And, an automaton I've shattered in fear —

In fear, of everything I saw in the mirror.

But technology is human, determined and strong,

My automaton will repair, upgrade and heal,

And my artwork will become a masterpiece —

A masterpiece that screams,

I am,

Still here.

Iduna By Charlotte Coldwell

A mighty goddess is the cherry tree,

She stands guard, protecting.

The great wind of Spring,

That touches the soul,

And cleanses the mind with rebirth.

The velvety pink,

Which extends, further than sunlight.

And the petals which reach every corner

Of our mighty Earth.

The trees that dance with the equinox,

And make love to our sun,

Warming us all with its radiance.

The Spring moves with celestial beauty,

Reconnecting it to the great goddess.

The beautiful cycle teaching us

That life, is the greatest of gifts.

The Possibility of the Impossible By Clover Tahhan

The Possibility of the Impossible

By Clover Tahhan

The possibility of an impossibility is just another possibility within that possibility to create another possibility in one's mind. Nothing is impossible if that impossibility is just another possibility that may or may not be another possibility. A possibility cannot be defined as to do or not to do if that possibility has an impossibility. The fact an impossibility is itself another possibility. The possibility of the impossibility to happen is just another possibility within our already made possibility. Another possibility will happen in a day or two. It could happen in the next hour or so! You would have to remember that the impossibility is just another word for a possibility that may not happen but could happen. This possibility is just another impossibility with a possibility. You may think this is just possible nothingness but to your dismay its just another possibility that this is an impossibility. That possibility to happen is almost another impossibility.

The possibility for this to be written in 15 minutes is just very possible but not impossible. It’s like life. The possibility for you to do the impossible is far greater than you could think. If we set our mind to do the impossible, we could someday, do it. So that makes the impossible possible. So, saying the impossible is not possible is just another possibility to happen. Your possibility of passing a grade in an impossible class is just another possibility. So, when saying the impossible is impossible you would have to think to yourself that the possibility for that impossibility is just another possibility to possibly happen. Sharing that possibility with other people can make them also get through what our minds have created as the impossible. This would then create a possibility with what we know as the impossibility. So, remember that what you perceive as the impossibility is not necessarily correct as the impossibility is just another word for a possibility that has a higher chance of not happening. We tell ourselves we can't do something because it’s impossible, but really that impossibility is just a possibility. We create these negatives through tellings of the so-called impossibility.

You might be asking yourself right now if it is possible you made it this far. Go back and read what the possibility of your impossibles are. Don’t be that person to tell someone that it is impossible to get somewhere in life physically, mentally or emotionally. Because at the end of the day, that impossibility that you have told someone is just another possibility that you can let it happen or not. You have full control over that possibility. Whether you want to allow yourself to create this possibility in the impossibility. The impossibility is really just another word for your possibility. So, create the possibility within the said impossibility that you have led yourself to believe that this is just another possibility. Having this possibility within an impossibility is just another possibility. The possibility you would possibly read this whole thing is quite low, but I will imagine that your impossibility of reading this is a possibility because the impossibility of that happening is not really impossible because the possibility that this is here is very possible.

Now for all those who possibly know where this whole message that I am possibly getting across are probably people who know who Mark Lee is. He once said, “The possibility of those possibilities being possible is another possibility that could possibly happen.” This is where this whole article came from. That impossible chance of someone writing a full article of some Kpop artist is just another possibility. You possibly have lost all respect for me as soon as I mentioned Kpop. That possibility is just another possibility because it has happened before!

Anyways, your possibility of getting this far is closer to impossible but it still is not impossible. I mean, you possibly could have just skipped to this part. But that could be also impossible if you have read up to this point. But the possibility is still there. The possibility that I still don’t know when to stop this is also very possible as that possibility is very true. The possibility that I, a mere photographer, is writing for the first time to get the possibility of an impossibility out there in the world is just another possibility. I would be lying at the possibility that all this is not true. It is very true. The possibility that this is all just the honest truth is so high up in that possibility it is reaching the other end of the impossibility. Even though we have already come to the conclusion that the impossibility is just not real as it is just another possibility. The possibility of this all is just another possibility that may or may not happen.

The possibility of an impossibility is just another possibility within that possibility to create another possibility in one's mind. Nothing is impossible if that impossibility is just another possibility that may or may not be another possibility. A possibility cannot be defined as to do or not to do if that possibility has an impossibility. The fact an impossibility is itself another possibility. The possibility of the impossibility to happen is just another possibility within our already made possibility. Another possibility will happen in a day or 2. It could happen in the next hour or so! You would have to remember that the impossibility is just another word for a possibility that may not happen but could happen. This possibility is just another impossibility with a possibility. You may think this is just possible nothingness but to your dismay its just another possibility that this is an impossibility. That possibility to happen is almost another impossibility.

The possibility for this to be written in 15 minutes is just very possible but not impossible. It’s like life. The possibility for you to do the impossible is far greater than you could think. If we set our mind to do the impossible, we could someday, do it. So that makes the impossible possible. So, saying the impossible is not possible is just another possibility to happen. Your possibility of passing a grade in an impossible class is just another possibility. So, when saying the impossible is impossible you would have to think to yourself that the possibility for that impossibility is just another possibility to possibly happen. Sharing that possibility with other people can make them also get through what our minds have created as the impossible. This would then create a possibility with what we know as the impossibility. So, remember that what you perceive as the impossibility is not necessarily correct as the impossibility is just another word for a possibility that has a higher chance of not happening. We tell ourselves we can't do something because it’s impossible but really that impossibility is just a possibility. We create these negatives through tellings of the so-called impossibility.

Now. You may have realized that all what you just read is familiar. The last 2 paragraphs were possibly just another copy and paste of the first 2 paragraphs. I am sorry to tell you that the possibility of that happening is very high. I hope you have found closure in this beautiful possibility of someone wasting your possibly beautiful time. But if not, that possibility is not true? Then that’s impossible, and that would be only possible if I forced you to read this whole thing from start to finish, as that would mean you possibly know who I am. But even then, that possibility is just another possibility within itself! Possibly you are going to have a good day as this made you laugh. Or you possibly could have a bad day, as I possibly ruined your life. Anyways, possibly goodnight or possibly good day.

11 Christmas Movies to Watch This Holiday Season By Ethan Cidro, Junior Reporter

Sleigh bells ring and you’re listening, he’s coming to town because it’s the most wonderful time of the year once again. But while you wait for when Christmas comes to town, here are some Christmas movies that I recommend to get you all nice and nestled in during the dark, cold, winter nights on the couch with your cozy blankets and hot chocolate.

11. Rise of the Guardians

Rise of the Guardians is a great movie, that surprisingly has been somewhat undermentioned these days, at least for me. It’s a little bit of a stretch to call it a Christmas movie, but it is set in winter and Santa Claus is one of the guardians. Furthermore, Jack Frost is the protagonist, and is a character tied to helping make winter a wonderland for kids. It’s a bit of a stretch, because we also have the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, and the Sandman as guardians, but nonetheless it is still a good movie to watch this holiday.

10. Tom and Jerry: A Nutcracker Tale

A Tom and Jerry special rendition of the Nutcracker. Tom and Jerry has done many things like this, but the Nutcracker movie will always be my personal favourite childhood Christmas movie. It is set in a theater in which many of the dolls come alive but are persecuted by Tom and his gang. Jerry must set off on a journey to call for help, following a bright star as his guide. He must save the kingdom from a cat king oppressing the people. Tom, who is just a soldier, must foil Jerry’s plan and save the kingdom of dolls.

9. Jingle All The Way

Jingle All The Way stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, a dad trying to mend his relationship with his son by buying him the toy Turbo Man as a gift. However, the toy is a hot item that everyone wants, and all parents are fighting to get the action figure for themselves.

8. Elf

Elf follows Will Ferrell’s character, a human who ended up in the North Pole and was raised as if he was an elf. Buddy journeys to New York in search of his father, all the while walking around in an elf costume. It’s an enjoyable movie that a lot of people love, and you may like it too.

7. The Santa Clause

The Santa Clause, starring Tim Allen, is about a divorced dad who is slowly turning into Santa Claus after accidentally interrupting him from giving gifts, resulting in the original Santa falling off a roof and vanishing, leaving his coat behind. It’s a great Christmas holiday movie. There are actually three parts, but the first will always be my favourite and it’s just an all-out fun movie.

6. Polar Express

This is the most mystical animated Christmas movie for me. The Polar Express is a story set around children boarding a train that has stopped in front of their houses. Our protagonist has begun to feel the spirit of Christmas leaving him, but now he journeys to where Santa Claus will be to meet the man in red himself, making friends with other children on the train along the way.

5. It’s a Wonderful Life

A man who has big dreams meets the reality of life. He’s humble enough to hold back this reality to sacrifice his ambitions and plans so that he can give others their dreams and keep hope alight, yet he doesn’t know this and now he is prepared to take away his gift of life. It’s a Wonderful Life is a great classic movie, that I myself have only recently watched. It’s a story about selflessness and compassion, but also about family and community, and is a great Christmas movie. Don’t let the black and white scare you folks, because this right here holds a well-written tale to tell.

4. The Family Man

If you are still adamant on refusing to watch It’s a Wonderful Life, the closest thing I could offer you picky watchers is The Family Man, starring Nicolas Cage. If that name doesn’t already sell you the movie, then let me have a shot. The Family Man has a plot that intersects with It’s a Wonderful Life. Though while the two movies has similarities, it is still different. While It’s a Wonderful Life is centred around a man who is selfless and doesn’t know about his own impact on other’s lives, The Family Man is centred around a selfish man who left his girlfriend for a corporate rich life. He meets a mysterious person that shows him how his life could’ve been if he had stayed with her, and now he has to navigate the life of a husband and a parent who doesn’t live the high-class life of the corporate world.

3. Jim Carrey’s How the Grinch Stole Christmas

While there is a new animated Grinch movie that recently released, Jim Carrey’s rendition of the Grinch is a classic. How The Grinch Stole Christmas is a great movie, set in a village called Whoville. The Grinch is a miserable character who hates Christmas and lives in a cave plotting to ruin Christmas for the people who always celebrate the holiday.

2. Klaus

Klaus was released in 2019, so it is very recent. However, it is a movie that I really, really relish, as the whole movie is just fun, cozy, and vibrant. The story is centred around the origin of Santa Claus, and follows a mailman sent to the farthest frontiers to a town called Smeerensburg. The town is enveloped in a Montague-and-Capulet-style family feud, and all the locals hate each other. The mailman meets Klaus, a toymaker living on the outskirts of Smeerensburg, and they cooperate together to get his quotas for mail in, with Klaus making the toys requested by the children.

1. Home Alone 1 & 2

Home Alone is, for me, the pinnacle of Christmas movies. The music by John Williams is one of the most beautiful renditions of Christmas music you’ll hear. The movie is fun and exciting to watch and is, personally, the greatest lighthearted comedy Christmas movie to watch. The synopsis is about a kid who is home alone for Christmas. That’s all I’m giving you - if you haven’t seen these movies, indulge yourself and watch them to know more.

When winter comes, so does isolation By Kylee Botten

Winter has come and Christmas is on the horizon. The air is crisp and the need for a warm, comforting drink is growing. However, it is also final exam season, and students are struggling to cram daily life and hours of studying into the little number of days we have left of this semester. With this struggle for balance can come isolation. Canadian Red Cross published an article in 2020 stating that according to Canadian Mental Health Associations around 2-10% of Canadians are affected by seasonal depression. For students and young adults, this is important. We do not get to be outside much because of the drop in temperature, and we tend to stay home more to avoid the annoyance of plentiful Canadian snow. This decrease in happiness due to the weather can be extremely hard on students and cause a downfall in motivation.

So, with the effects that the weather has on one's mental health, it is important to know what you can do to help fight against it. First, make sure you are monitoring your changes in mental health, and if you feel it has changed drastically or is irregular, consult a doctor. Second, take up a new hobby or do one that you love. This can help you boost your mood and get you off your phone. Next, journalling or talking about your feelings can help so that you are not bottling them up. Last, go for walks. If you do not want to brave the thick snow and the intense winds, walk around your dorm/university or complex. Even a treadmill walk will be effective. Anything to get you up and moving will relieve stress and work to create a routine. More helpful tips can be found on the website, “Everyday Health.”

If you have these strong feelings because of the change in weather, do not worry, you are not alone. I was sitting in my bed wondering how I could write a poem the encapsulates how this isolation looks and feels. I thought about what it would look like from a unique perspective. What is something that we see every day? Our bedroom. The poem that I wrote is from the perspective of bedroom walls and how they feel watching a person go through such complicated emotions. A bedroom only has the perspective of what lies inside, so it tries to make sense of its feelings and tries to understand how the person living in the room might feel. The purpose of my poem is to show that having rough days is ok and no matter how alone you may feel, there is always someone there for you even if they are not physically there.

Bedroom Walls

By: Kylee Botten

I watch you, from sunrise to nightfall.

Occasionally, you are gone —

I imagine you without me,

a happier, hidden character.

Desperately hoping you stay away,

but you always come back.

You enter my space,

your breath expels from your chest,

like a raging storm’s gust —

clothes fall from your body in haste,

Thrown carelessly onto the floor.

I watch as you pull the thick covers

over your restless frame.

The outside world is foreign

to my perception, but I see it in you:

rivers often appear,

streaming down your roaring red cheeks.

Your quick breaths,

feel like taking in the sharp forest air.

The storm raging inside peeking out.

You lie for hours,

unaware of my presence.

My jealousy,

my wish that you leave

and love someone

as much as you love me.

But I am here,

even though you cannot hear me,

I stay.

Sweet Treat Review #2 - O&O By Neesa Walowetz

Calling all little treat enjoyers!! Everyone needs a little pick-me-up in their day, and life is just that tiny bit easier when you have a little treat. We’re setting out each week for a review of some treats available in Brandon.

This week we visited One and Only Design Studio. Their whole shop is filled with gorgeous (for sale) decorative and functional design elements, such as lighting, art, furniture, etc. This really sets the vibes of the place; very cozy and relaxed. To enjoy along with this lovely, cooler, fall weather, I tried their chai latte with a little sprinkle of cinnamon on top. Truly one of the most delightful and warming drinks I’ve had in a while. The cozy atmosphere with their small, but rather inexpensive, menu makes this a great spot to sit and read, or meetup with friends.

“I’ve had O&O more than any other coffee shop in Brandon, so maybe I have a little bit of bias. I think for me though, O&O is the best in terms of quality-to-price ratio. To me, the atmosphere of a place is a huge part of the experience. You can also play piano here, so that’s a big bonus. I’m pretty sure O&O is pretty popular with some BU music alumni; I know a few people who come here fairly regularly. Their London fog is unmatched, I would recommend! That’s about it.” - Raven M., BU Piano Student

Come join a small group of fellow students on Mondays, for a little treat spot highlight! Chat, destress, grab a snack/drink and enjoy a small trip to a local sweet-treat-stop. So, if you’re free, think about it! We’ll be meeting around the Kavanagh courtyard after slot 3, leaving at 11:45. The little trip shouldn’t take more than 45-60 minutes, so you could be back on campus for a class afterwards. Maybe you’ll discover your new favourite off-campus study spot, or even a new study reward for all that hard work you’ve been putting in.

Roses A poem by Akonke

Roses

A poem by Akonke

Roses don’t fix everything 

Roses are not a substitute for my wilted heart 

A little compliment for how my feelings bled through my pillow

A little something to make up for how you cheated on me and buried it 6ft underground

All I see are the thorns surrounding the roses

Sharp but not as sharp as your lies digging through every emotion

A fancy dinner wouldn’t buy my lost appetite 

The glass of wine you traded for my tears

Instead of scars you left regret

Ones you couldn’t hide in a gauze, so you used the dinner serviette

The flames you burn in my heart, you replaced with the table candles

Roses, wine, serviette, candles

All symbols of my heart 

Wilted, bleeding, bruised and now burning

Take me back to where it all begun

Or better still a world you were never born

Life is an Emotion

Life is an Emotion

The light in your eyes

Kept aflame by the fuel in your heart.

A candle

A lone candle

Flickering and unstable

Two messages:

I will give you light…but be careful.

Show you the way…but might burn you.

The light in your eyes replaced by that candle.

Wavering like an emotion

Perhaps it’s just an emotion.

But also, it’s a drop of water…

…till it’s an ocean.

And so, I insist your heartbeat’s heartbeat takes caution.

To prevent a quiet explosion

Whilst listening to life’s notion

And then you begin to feel it all

The love, the hate, the jealousy…

…each and every emotion

And you realize…that life…life is an emotion.

Sons And Daughters

And so, we…the sons and daughters

Gather in the garden…at the back of the now crooked house.

A fine red wine whilst we dine.

Drinking and reminiscing

A fire built in the middle.

A subtle reminder of when things were simple.

A time when our problems were dirty dishes and a pile of laundry.

A time when we would gather under the full moon and be told the stories.

Tears on our cheeks.

As growth and memories meet.

A string of nostalgia and alcohol in the mix.

Oh, mothers and fathers…

We…the sons and daughters very well miss…

…miss the simpler times…

…the better times…

…the much…much better times.

Music Puns Section:

“Be sure to hang on to these music puns to use the next time you enter the School of Music!”

Q: What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

A: BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAAAAA

Q: What do you call a singing laptop?

A: A Dell

Q: What sound did the drum make as it rolled down the hill?

A: Ba-dum TSHHHH

Q: What type of music are balloons so afraid of?

A: Pop music

Q: Why did the fish make such a good musician?

A: He really knew his scales

Q: What makes pirates such good singers?

A: They can hit the high-C’s

Q: What is a cat’s favourite subject in school?

A: MEWsic

Q: Why was music coming from the printer?

A: The paper was jamming

Q: What do you call clean music?

A: A soap opera

Q: What do you get when you put a radio in the fridge?

A: Cool music

Q: What’s the difference between tuna and a piano?

A: You can’t tuna fish, but you can “tune a” piano

Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back By: Janine Campbell

Hey everyone! I’m back with another Star Wars review. From the franchise I will be discussing, "Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back". It is a cinematic masterpiece, a sequel that not only lives up to its predecessor but elevates the storytelling and world-building of the Star Wars universe to unparalleled heights. This sequel to the saga, directed by Irvin Kershner and released in 1980, is still a timeless classic that continues to captivate audiences of all ages.

Set against the backdrop of an intergalactic conflict between the Rebel Alliance and the tyrannical Galactic Empire, the film takes a bold step in exploring the complexities of its characters, delving into their emotional depth and moral dilemmas. From the opening sequence on the ice planet Hoth, where the Rebels face a relentless Imperial assault, to the climactic lightsaber duel on Cloud City, the film is a masterclass in tension, drama, and visual storytelling.

One of the most remarkable aspects of "The Empire Strikes Back" is its willingness to embrace a darker and more mature tone. Unlike its predecessor, this chapter doesn't shy away from portraying the harsh realities of war and the sacrifices made in the struggle against oppression. The film takes its time to unravel the inner conflicts of its protagonists, adding layers of complexity to their personalities.

A central aspect of this film is the expansion of the character development of Luke Skywalker, portrayed by Mark Hamill, whose journey evolves from a wide-eyed farm boy to a conflicted hero facing the temptations and challenges of the Force. His training under the guidance of the wise Jedi Master Yoda, a puppet brought to life with astonishing realism, serves as a pivotal moment in his quest to become a Jedi.

The dynamics between the core characters deepen remarkably. Han Solo, played with roguish charm by Harrison Ford, grapples with his feelings for Princess Leia while displaying vulnerability and heroism in equal measure. Carrie Fisher's Leia Organa evolves into a resilient leader, showcasing both strength and compassion in the face of adversity.

The film introduces new and unforgettable characters, notably the charismatic gambler turned administrator, Lando Calrissian, adding a layer of complexity to Han's backstory. Meanwhile, the ominous presence of Darth Vader looms larger, highlighting his unrelenting hunt for the Rebels and leading to a revelation that will be remembered for all of cinematic history.

Visually stunning and ahead of its time, the film's groundbreaking special effects, from the colossal Imperial walkers on Hoth to the breathtaking asteroid chase sequence, continue to impress even by today's standards. Every scene has a greater emotional effect as a result of John Williams' renowned music, which also amplifies the story's grandeur and meaning.

"The Empire Strikes Back" leaves a permanent mark on its audience with its iconic moments, none more striking than the shocking revelation delivered by Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker in a climactic confrontation. The film's cliffhanger ending, while leaving audiences on edge, solidifies its place as a narrative powerhouse, inviting anticipation for the next movie.

In my opinion, "The Empire Strikes Back" transcends the boundaries of a mere sequel, standing as a testament to the power of storytelling, character depth, and cinematic craftsmanship. Its impact on popular culture, its contributions to the science fiction genre, and its ability to resonate emotionally with audiences make it an enduring masterpiece that continues to enthrall and inspire audiences, ensuring its place among the greatest films ever made.

The Artistic Evolution of Mahé An Emerging Artist

Emerging artist (and Brandon University student) Mahé immerses herself passionately in the world of poetry and writing. Her inspiration comes from nature, and she cultivates a deep appreciation for the beauty of words to weave captivating narratives. The fusion of electro and acoustic influences in her work testifies to her constant drive for innovation. Mahé has shone at various musical events, taking part in the Tremplin de Dégelis in 2023 and wowing audiences at the 7th edition of Talent d'Afrique in 2022. In recognition of the exceptional quality and creativity of her lyrics, she won a special mention in the Prix Mouffe competition in 2023. Armed with her guitar and auto-harp, she creates a unique musical experience, fusing her delicate poetry with a varied palette of musical styles.

Mahé recently released a new single called Story. Story is a song written from the heart, highlighting the fact that we are all made up of stories. Our lives are little stories filled with triggers, twists and turns. As the author of our story, we sometimes have the choice to decide on certain trajectories, but other times, life takes us far from the path we had mapped out. The song revolves around this question: How do you want to write your story?

As an artist, she stands out for her creative approach that transcends conventional artistic boundaries. Through a unique combination of theatre, poetry and music, she builds a universe where characters interact, nature comes alive with a consciousness of its own, and contrasts blend harmoniously.

Her creative process is deeply rooted in the construction of characters, each bearing specific values that she explores and reflects through her music. Her compositions, beyond celebrating simplicity, also serve as vehicles to embellish complex and sometimes sad themes, while highlighting life's inherent contrasts.

Her recent exploration of electronic music and the fusion of electro and acoustic influences in his work testify to her constant drive for innovation. Drawing inspiration from both natural sounds and electrical elements, Mahé creates a depth of sound that enriches her repertoire. Her creative process is a journey where nature takes on a conscious dimension, and contrasts intermingle to create a unique sensory experience.

As an author, composer and performer, Mahé draws her inspiration from poetry and nature. Using mainly guitar and auto-harp, she brilliantly blends her gentle poetry with the chords of her guitar. Each piece is a piece of the puzzle that forms her creative world. The result is a sensory journey where nature, consciousness and contrasts combine to offer audiences a unique and unforgettable artistic experience.

Mahé is a versatile and talented artist, determined to make her unique voice resonate in the world of music. 

Mahé's show is a captivating immersion into a world where music becomes the vehicle for expressing profound values. Mahé fashions characters who become standard-bearers for these values. Each performance becomes an artistic exploration, a journey where nature consciously comes to life, weaving subtle links between sounds and natural elements.  

On stage, Mahé comes to life. She sings, tells stories and shares her energy with the audience. Vibrating to the rhythm of cheers and applause, she creates a space of freedom where everyone can feel authentic. Her guitar becomes the extension of her poetry, marrying the sweetness of her lyrics to the different musical styles that characterize her repertoire.

In short, Mahé aspires to create a deep connection with her audience, sharing her love of music, poetry and authenticity on stage.

She will soon be playing a concert in Montreal at Café Tuyo on December 22, accompanied by her sidekicks Christopher on guitar and Pauline on piano.

You can discover her other songs such as La Fille du Soleil and the popular Your hand on all streaming platforms, including Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon music.

To become a real fan, however, you'll need to subscribe to her Instagram account @mahe.musique and her TikTok account @mah_erabesa. You'll discover more about the artist, her personality and her sense of humour through the short videos she frequently posts. And best of all, you'll always be the first to know!  

Instagram : @mahe.musique 

Tik Tok : @mah_erabesa 

Spotify : Mahé  

E-mail : mahelianarabesa@gmail.com 

Review of Elf: The Holiday Classic By: Janine Campbell

"Elf," directed by Jon Favreau and starring Will Ferrell as Buddy, is a delightful Christmas movie that continues to enchant audiences with its charm, humour, and heartfelt story.

At its core, "Elf" is a whimsical tale about Buddy, a human raised as one of Santa's elves in the North Pole. When Buddy discovers he's not an elf but a human, he embarks on a journey to New York City to find his biological father, Walter Hobbs (played by James Caan), while experiencing the wonders and challenges of the real world for the first time.

The film’s strength lies in its endearing characters and the heartfelt performance by Will Ferrell as Buddy. His childlike innocence, exuberance, and unwavering belief in the spirit of Christmas are not only hilarious but also endearing. Ferrell's portrayal captures the essence of Buddy's genuine and infectious joy, making him a memorable character that resonates with audiences of all ages.

The contrast of Buddy's naive, elf-like behaviour against the cynicism of New York City creates a wealth of comedic moments. From his exuberant excitement over everyday experiences to his quirky interactions with strangers, the film maintains a lighthearted and whimsical tone throughout. It’s this blend of humour and heart that makes "Elf" a beloved holiday classic.

The supporting cast, including Zooey Deschanel as Jovie, Buddy's love interest, and Bob Newhart as Papa Elf, complements Ferrell's performance brilliantly. Deschanel brings warmth and charm with her role, while Newhart's portrayal as the wise and caring Papa Elf adds depth to Buddy's journey of self-discovery.

"Elf" is not merely a comedy; it’s a film that celebrates the spirit of Christmas and the importance of family, love, and acceptance. Underneath the humour and joviality, there's a meaningful message about embracing one's uniqueness, finding belonging, and spreading joy to others.

The film’s visual aesthetics, including the vibrant set designs and colourful costumes, evoke a sense of holiday cheer. The North Pole sequences are whimsical and enchanting, while New York City during the festive season creates a visually stunning backdrop for Buddy’s adventures.

The soundtrack, featuring cheerful holiday tunes and a memorable score by John Debney, complements the film's joyful atmosphere, enhancing the emotional impact of key scenes.

"Elf" succeeds in capturing the essence of Christmas by delivering a heartwarming and entertaining story that resonates with audiences year after year. Its enduring appeal lies in its ability to evoke laughter, tug at heartstrings, and remind us of the magic that surrounds the holiday season.

In conclusion, "Elf" is a timeless holiday gem that combines humour, warmth, and a sprinkle of Christmas magic. Its universal themes, lovable characters, and uplifting message make it a must-watch movie that continues to bring joy and laughter to audiences, making it a cherished part of the holiday tradition for many.