“Be sure to hang on to these music puns to use the next time you enter the School of Music!”

Q: What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

A: BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAAAAA

Q: What do you call a singing laptop?

A: A Dell

Q: What sound did the drum make as it rolled down the hill?

A: Ba-dum TSHHHH

Q: What type of music are balloons so afraid of?

A: Pop music

Q: Why did the fish make such a good musician?

A: He really knew his scales

Q: What makes pirates such good singers?

A: They can hit the high-C’s

Q: What is a cat’s favourite subject in school?

A: MEWsic

Q: Why was music coming from the printer?

A: The paper was jamming

Q: What do you call clean music?

A: A soap opera

Q: What do you get when you put a radio in the fridge?

A: Cool music

Q: What’s the difference between tuna and a piano?

A: You can’t tuna fish, but you can “tune a” piano